8 Planeswalkers I could take in a fight (No, I will not elaborate)

The title says it all.

1. Dack Fayden

I don’t think this guy has a good credit score.

2. Davriel, Soul broker

Looks like he would be the weird guy in the office who asks “Where’s my hug?” all while trying to sell me car insurance.

3. Jace Beleren

Looks like he does math for fun. Probably does the “well, actually” crap.

4. Karn

What’s he going to do kill me? He couldn’t even kill a Praetor.

5. Nicol Bolas

Not to be confused with his well liked cousin, Nicholas Cage Bolas.

6. Sorin

Probably has edgy vampire quotes from Twilight memorized.

7. Valki

Is convinced that he doesn’t need to wash his legs because the falling soap does it for him. Probably doesn’t know how to tie his shoes.

8. Tezzeret

yells at cashiers about not taking his coupons that expired two years ago. The “can I speak to your management” type. Goes shopping but doesn’t put the frozen food back when he changes his mind so it thaws out on a normal shelf.

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