What Tyranid Players Want: Clarence

I’m not sure about all of you, but it’s a struggle to find Tyranid models near me. No one ever seems to have them in stock. Which is a bummer because I’ve been pretty hyped about the new Clarence model drop.

Clarence not only has great stats to perform on the table, but also is quite the stunner. GW outdid itself this time. Look at it! Have you seen such a wonderful design?

The lack of available Clarence models has put Tyranid players at a disadvantage. I’m beginning to wonder if scalpers have already gotten their greedy hands on our favorite hivelad. I don’t want to have to 3D print an illegal Clarence when people are selling him for triple the base price. Honestly, anything over 150 for Clarence is downright criminal.

“I was hoping to get him for an upcoming match against my buddy who runs Tau,” said sweaty hands Bob Robertson, “I feel like Tau players never know what it feels like to be constantly shat on over and over again. Now I’m going to lose again. Wait, what do you mean I just need to get goo-”

The staff at Creeping For Scale Models attempted to reach out to several LFGS for commentary on Clarence; the only comments we received were:

“How did you get my private number?” “I told you not to call again,” “We have a restraining order,” Or “HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?”

It only goes to show that they’re not in it for Clarence, only for the profit that Clarence can bring. Call your LFGS today to see what they’re doing about the current Clarence situation.