At this point, I’ve spoken about Pokémon from Gen 1, Gen 2, and Gen 3. It would only be fair for me to do this for all the current generations (and future ones as well). There are no limits to these, besides some being the rock and metal types. I swallowed a quarter as a kid, and metal doesn’t like my stomach. I’ve discussed various creatures I’d like to eat in the past, such as Tyranids.

1. Budew

I’m grilling Budew. Clean it appropriately and set it on the grill (whole or in pieces). It’ll be paired with a nice Caesar salad and crusty bread. I also see it smoking well. I’d use a mesquite or pecan wood to smoke it.

2. Cherubi

Hear me out, roasted Cherubi in a cherry balsamic chutney. Maybe even peach-glazed pork chops. Grill some peaches first. Serve with either grilled asparagus or a light salad.

3. Shellos

They’re getting slapped with butter, garlic, white wine, and spices before going into the oven. Toss in some mushrooms, zucchini, and some eggplant. Maybe some Parmesan?

4. Finneon

I’d salt-bake this. Stuff the Finneon with herbs of choice or glaze it, then pack it with salt.

5. Starly

Starly Parmesan served with pasta of choice. Pretty simple. Perhaps buffalo Starly bites?

6. Burmy

Burmy Kofta. I’d use my mom’s recipe for her Kofta. She uses bulgur wheat and pine nuts. Lots of spices.

7. Combee

Hot honey Combee sandwich served with fries and a pickle. I think I’d use a slow cooker for this one. Cook it low and slow.

7. Porygon-Z

I’m not even sure how to eat this one. I’m genuinely curious how it tastes, like licking a battery mixed with cotton candy.

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