8 Pokémon that I’d eat (from Gen 7)

At this point, I’ve spoken about Pokémon from the previous generations (Gen 1, Gen 2, Gen 3, Gen 4, Gen 5, and Gen 6). Pokémon, much like other creatures discussed on this site, are creatures that I wish to consume. We’re running out of gens, and seven is making my meal prep… more adventurous.

1. Grubbin

Grubbin Poutine. Get a nice amount of cheese curds and fries. Pair it with a gravy. Consume in one sitting. Do not share.

2. Dewpider

Dewpider Tacos or maybe a burrito bowl. Serve it with a nice rice and grilled veggies.

3. Morelull

Stuffed Morelulls. Little bit of bread crumbs, cheese, garlic, and herbs! Possible as an appatizer or a main dish, depending on how many folks I’d be serving.

4. Bounsweet

Bounsweet Wellington. Bounsweet noodle soup. Fried Bounsweet.

5. Pyukumuku

I’m sure Pyukumuku could be prepared like most sea cucumbers. Scallion braised Pyukumuku! Just gotta avoid the hands.

6. Minior

Minior shawarma. Break that outer core and you’re good to go! Side dish of Baba Ghanoush and a tomato cucumber salad.

7. Blacephalon

I don’t know how. I don’t know why. This will be consumed. I know it tastes just like cotton candy.

8. Wishiwashi

I honestly think Wishiwashi might be the most basic meal idea on this list. Just a simple tuna-adjacent salad. Mayo, seasoning, onion, pickles, and Wishiwashi. All on some nicely toasted bread. Served with chips and coleslaw. Corn on the cob, too!

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